Just when I thought I had already planned my entire week of Daily Dickheads, former SNL cast member, Victoria-Miss Jackson-Cuz-She’s-Nasty, decided to mainline bourbon into her veins and remind us all of god’s view on homosexuality (which I sincerely appreciate considering how infrequently it’s discussed).
I don’t watch Glee and never have, but apparently last week two men kissed on the show (gasp!), which prompted Miss Jackson to speak out against everything from the liberal agenda to Muslims to oral sex and more. Weeeeee! She sounds like a FUN Saturday night..
Unsurprisingly, Jackson is being called everything from homophobic and ignorant, to a stupid fucking bitch (ooops, am I projecting?), and decided to go onto HLN to defend herself. And defend herself she did! But not before getting herself all pretty to appear on the show by picking out her favorite scrunchy, aaaaaand seemingly applying make-up with her feet. Sexy!
Oh and the book! How could I have forgotten the book?!
In between making icky-poo faces at the suggestion of having to re-watch the gay kissing scene from Glee and looking more spacey than Charlie Sheen after a 36-day bender, Jackson grabbed The Bible and waved it repeatedly while quoting from Leviticus about how god hates gays.. and..um..gossip (?)
Here’s to hoping she gets tea-bagged..by two gay guys…while they make out……..aaaaaaand that her daughter becomes a constantly-craving-vagina-eating lesbian.
*Bonus: Check out the video for Victoria Jackson’s hit song from 2010, ‘There’s A Communist Living In The White House’