Daily Dickhead: John Boehner (and just about every other Repooplican)

The non-partisan Congressional Budget Office (CBO) has just sent a letter to Speaker of the House, John Boehner (R-OH), explaining that his proposed repeal of last year’s health care bill (aka the Repealing the Job-Killing Health Care Law Act) would increase the deficit by ‘roughly $230 billion’…yes..INCREASE..while leaving over 30 million American citizens with no form of health care whatsoever.

Listen, am I good with math? No.  Am I the most intelligent person on the planet? Um, no.  However, I do know that the non-partisan Congressional Budget Office is good with math.  Last year, the CBO estimated that the new health care bill would decrease the deficit by $143 Billion over 10 years.

Since the bill has been signed into law, we’ve been hearing non-stop commentary from the Republicans about ‘killing the health care bill’ and promising to ‘start over’.  Well, as Chris Matthews points out almost daily on his show, why haven’t the Republicans ever introduced their own healh care reform legislation?

Like them or not, Democrats are being proactive by introducing progressive legislation; while Republicans continue to simply react to everything without having any clear solutions to our nation’s problems.

Anyone who has half a brain and isn’t part of the top 2% should be voting Democrat every time.  They’re not perfect, but lord knows they are certainly the lesser of two evils right now.

Note: If you’re interested in reading the CBO’s letter to the ‘honorable’ John Boner, click here:

http://www.cbo.gov/ftpdocs/120xx/doc12040/01-06-PPACA_Repeal.pdf

Daily Dickhead: Betsy McCaughey

If you can ignore the fact that former Lieutenant Governor of New York, Betsy McCaughey, looks like an extra from Planet of the Apes with blond hair, try and listen to the disgusting ‘fear mongering’ coming out of her mouth in this segment on Fox ‘News’. I have a few thoughts on this whole ‘Death Panel’ claim, so I’ll keep it succinct and say this: If you are seriously stupid enough to believe that the government is trying to ‘kill grandma’, and that death panels actually exist, then maybe you should sign up for and end-of-life procedure yourself, you dumb fucktard.

The fact that this woman is a doctor is even more frightening. Watch her lie, below:

Daily Dickhead: Gretchen Carlson

Why is Gretchen Carlson my choice for Daily Dickhead today? Watch the video and see for yourself.

The fact that she would get on Jon Stewart’s case for pretty much being the sole reason why Repooplicans ended up voting for the 9/11 First Responders Health Bill, is appalling..At the end of the day, who gives a fuck about anything other than the fact that the bill passed? This bill had been languishing around for months and should have been taken care of immediately after 9/11. Jon Stewart lit some much needed fire under the asses of our stupid politicians.

If Gretchen Carlson had used her platform over at Fox ‘News’ to do more than rail against the government, maybe she could’ve been the one to make a difference instead of Stewart.

Sorry, honey, don’t get your panties in a wad just because you didn’t get there first..Maybe you need that blond helmet on your head screwed on a little tighter as, clearly, what’s left of your brain seems to be seeping out.

Bitch.

Fred Hystere 2.0

Dearest Fredheads,

It’s fucking snowing outside. So, I’ve decided to use this day to do two things: Eat everything in sight..and think about the direction I’d like to take this website in next year.

Two things have become very clear to me: 1) You enjoy my writing 2) I need to create daily and weekly reasons to keep everyone coming back. To that end, I have started some new categories, altered a few others, etc..and, beginning this week, I will start to fill them up.

I’d love for Fred Hystere to become essential daily reading for everyone..I want to be one of the websites you check every morning before you go to work..and one of the sneaky tabs on your browser that you look at, while sitting at your desk, when nobody’s looking..and I also want to do my part to save the music industry.

Based on some of the new categories, you can probably figure out some of what I’m trying to do. I’m looking to expose you to new music and old music..I’m looking to give my commentary on various world issues..and, last but not least, I want to make you laugh..(Actually, I should’ve listed that first).

I have many many fun things up my sleeve for 2011. One of them includes having groups of friends bar hopping around major cities, wearing Fred Hystere tshirts, and creating a little havoc..another idea is a ‘street team’..and one other might include me in my orange suit, orange shirt, orange tie, orange top hat, and orange shoes, walking around various cities handing out flyers. The goal of 2011 is fun, fun, fun.

I’m hoping that, through this little adventure of mine, you are all able to arm yourselves with the 3 tools that get me through every single day: Laughter, Music, and knowledge. And, as I’ve said before, your referral is the best present you can give me. So, once I’ve earned a daily spot amongst all of the other tabs on your browser, tell a friend.

Thanks for all of your support, laughter, and anal. I mean..

Fred Hystere

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