thinks Beyonce is a female version of Liberace with what she wears..and wishes people wouldn’t compare her to Tina Turner who is a better singer and performer..Beyonce does have a big dick though..so I guess she’s better than Tina Turner in certain areas..

seriously thinks the girl sitting in front of him on the train is getting fingered by (whom I assume is) her boyfriend..As you can imagine this is a rather traumatizing experience for a gay lad such as myself..SOS..someone please do something.

just received a friend request on Connexion (Gay Facebook) from a guy named Renee who claims to be 4 foot 3 inches, works in finance and lives in Afghanistan. (You know, cuz Afghanistan is a hotbed for financial planners these days)….Man, I sure know how to pull in the hotties.

just had a phone interview with a guy who called himself Michael Hunt. I’m assuming he uses ‘Michael’ as it sounds a bit more professional than Mike Hunt. Poor guy..