Sending a cock shot to your aunt.
..eating my body weight in food from Taco Bell at 1am. If I give birth to a Mexican baby in the next 20 minutes, will they be legal?
GUY ON GRINDR: What ethnicity are you?
GUY ON GRINDR: No, like, I’m mostly Polish.
ME: So you eat pierogis?
GUY ON GRINDR: Mostly. Are you a top?