Sending a cock shot to your aunt.
Bad ideas include..
..eating my body weight in food from Taco Bell at 1am. If I give birth to a Mexican baby in the next 20 minutes, will they be legal?
Grindr Chronicles: Volume 1
GUY ON GRINDR: What ethnicity are you?
ME: Caucasian.
GUY ON GRINDR: No, like, I’m mostly Polish.
ME: So you eat pierogis?
GUY ON GRINDR: Mostly. Are you a top?
I think I got about 5 minutes of sleep last night. I hope..
..the high school kids blasting Rihanna on repeat at 4am found love in a hopeless place…and then found herpes afterwards.
