Bob Vander Plaats is a businessman from Iowa who ran as the Republican candidate for Governor of the state back in 2010..and lost in the primary, despite the endorsement of mental giant Chuck Norris.
A few months ago, Vander Plaats made headlines for stealing Beyonce’s beaver and making it into a toupee that sits upon his pointy conservative dome. Oh, wait..I mean..
A few months ago, Vander Plaats made headlines for comparing homosexuality to 2nd hand smoke when he said “If we’re teaching the kids, ‘don’t smoke, because that’s a risky health style,’ the same can be true of the homosexual lifestyle.” (You know, because the homosexual lifestyle is being ‘taught’ to kids..Um.)
And a few months later, he’s making headlines again by publicly stating that he will not support any candidate for the Republican nomination in 2012 who does not sign a pledge which states (among other things) that:
Homosexuality is a choice..
Homosexuality is like polygamy, adultery and polyandry..
Homosexuality is a public health risk..
Sex is better after marriage..
AND (my favorite)..
Pornography should be banned.
1st in line to sign the pledge? Why, Michele Bachmann and her missing clitoris of course!
Dear Mr. Vander Plaats:
Please return Beyonce’s beaver and Michele Bachmann’s clitoris to their rightful owners unharmed and there will be no problems.
thinks that, since her husband has clearly never found it for her, someone needs to give Michele Bachmann a map to find her clitoris. Banning pornography? Seriously? Get a life, get a vibrator and join the rest of the world.
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