Fred..

just got in an argument with the dog next door..Oh? What? THAT’S our new neighbor? Maybe she’d get more traction yelling at me while standing up and not on all fours looking like a hungry hound..or a prostitute..PS: My dogs didn’t go near your nasty shrubbery..And I’m not talking about that mess on your head..

Fred..

thinks that Jennifer Lopez knows as much about singing as I do about a woman’s vagina..Brilliant choice, American Idol.

Fred..

just got back from Borders..At Borders I stood in line behind a teenage girl who spent 5 full minutes arguing with all 3 of the help desk employees about whether the name of the book she was looking for was entitled Fear and Cloning in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson. Although she’s a moron, her version is pretty hystere.. (and kind of frightening to consider).

Fred..

believes a bird in the hand is definitely worth two in Barbara’s bush.

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