just witnessed two girls yelling at each other saying mean things to one another while friends watched..The funniest thing I heard? ‘At least I don’t look like Valerie Bertinelli before Jenny Craig’. Ahahahaha

loves that Dick Armey just called Obama ‘the most incompetent President in history’. That’s pretty hilarious coming from a man whose name sounds like a Saturday night at my house. Just sayin.

wonders why more gay boys aren’t excited about the start of football season..I mean let’s let the straights have some tight ends, too..cmon, stop being so greedy..

wonders if the term white trash is considered offensive..maybe he’ll go ask the chap who lives next door who is currently doing a keg stand in the middle of the street while his baby boy crawls on the driveway wearing only diapers..