thinks that Jennifer Lopez knows as much about singing as I do about a woman’s vagina..Brilliant choice, American Idol.
just got back from Borders..At Borders I stood in line behind a teenage girl who spent 5 full minutes arguing with all 3 of the help desk employees about whether the name of the book she was looking for was entitled Fear and Cloning in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson. Although she’s a moron, her version is pretty hystere.. (and kind of frightening to consider).
believes a bird in the hand is definitely worth two in Barbara’s bush.
fucking hates when someone that he’s slept with tries to talk to him in public..like, we didn’t speak when we fucked, Chief Little Dick, so why start now?