ME: Hey, Ma.
MOTHER: Hi, Honey. Everything ok?
ME: Yea, I’m bored.
MOTHER: What are you doing?
ME (laughing): Sexting with some slut.
MOTHER: You’re texting yourself?
ME (not laughing): Oh.
Fred Hystere
If you want music, you’ll find it everywhere on this site..If you want to laugh, go to the Daily Fred section and read all of my silly daily observations about life, people, and politicians.
The goal of this website is to expose you to new and old music; and make you laugh along the way. My sense of humor and ear for music are my gifts to you. No matter how much your life sucks, you still have the ability to laugh. So, screw it – let’s laugh together every day on this site!
If you want music, you’ll find it everywhere on this site. If you want to laugh, go to the Daily Fred section and read all of my silly observations about life, people, and politicians. [Read more...]
