Artist Of The Day: Ximena Sariñana “Different” (VIDEO)

My Artist Of The Day is a wonderful Mexican singer named Ximena Sariñana and someone I suspect you will all be hearing a lot about in the near future.

Ximena is a huge star in Mexico thanks to a whole host of successful film roles and she released a very well received debut album entitled “Mediocre” a few years ago. Her style is tough to pinpoint, but musically she almost reminds me of Lilly Allen; which makes sense considering Greg Kurstin produced a few tracks on Ximena’s self-titled 2nd album (1st in English).

The new album was recently ranked as one of the top 25 or so albums so far in 2011 by Spin Magazine (who, oddly enough, I generally tend to agree with). There’s not a bad track out of the 11 on the record, but some of my favorites include The Bid, Echo Park, Tomorrow, Wrong Miracle and (lead single) Different. It’s fun, chirpy and lots of fun to listen to while walking around the park. Fans of Imani Coppola, Lily Allen, The Bird and The Bee, etc should be all over it.

Check out the video for “Different” below.

*Ximena Sariñana’s self-titled debut album is out now via Warner Bros.

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Ximena Sariñana “Different”

Daily Dickhead(s): Cindy and Mike “I’m So Gay I Poop Glitter When Cindy Isn’t Looking” Jacobs (VIDEO)

When world renown Gay Demon Exorcist, Cindy Jacobs, isn’t busy thwarting coup attempts on African governments, she can usually be found with her ‘husband’ (wink, wink) Mike Jacobs, hosting a show called “God Knows” where they both explain all kinds of fun stuff including how gay people and abortions cause natural disasters.

Aside from being quite possibly the GAYEST ‘straight’ man this side of the sling hanging in Marcus Bachmann’s dungeon, Mike Jacobs is also co-founder of something named Generals International and according to his website, he “holds a Doctor of Ministry from the Asian Theological Association for his work with unreached people groups.” (What the HELL is an ‘unreached people group’?)

Last week, Mike and Cindy decided to tackle the always fun topic of sexual immorality. Cindy wrapped herself up in a sexy snakeskin pea coat and grabbed Mike’s favorite anal beads to wear around her neck while comparing sexual immorality to putting the wrong fuel in your car.

She says: “If you try to do it another way..if you try to have sex outside of marriage..what happens is it begins to break down the physical body. Just like if you were to put the wrong elements into your car or into something that is created to be made a certain way..it needs certain kinds of fuel, certain kinds of different things..well it is the same SPIRITUALLY.”

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, OKAY!!!!! I get it NOW!

So, let me see if I’ve got it straight: If I want to put my dick inside a Honda, for instance, I should make sure the Honda has a vagina for me to fill with my ‘fuel’? Any advice for me on the off chance that I happen to get arrested at the Honda dealership for molesting their inventory? Or maybe you address this in the next episode?

Cindy, I’d like to introduce you to my friend Logic. No, trust me, you two have never met.

 

Fred..

LOVES reading that gay people create natural disasters. You know, because the first names that spring to mind when picturing a homo in the middle of a diva moment are Irene, Lee, Earl and Bonnie.

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