Daily Dickhead: Allen “Doesn’t Know What Oxymoron Means” West (R-FL)

Allen West (R-FL) is one of the biggest mental midgets (no pun intended) in the entire country. He’s been responsible for quite a few blatantly stupid comments over the years and he apparently doesn’t seem keen to buck that trend anytime soon.

For those of you unfamiliar with West, a few of his most famous quotes have included calling women “oral relief stations” and this gem about Debbie Wasserman-Shultz (D-FL):

“Someone PLEAZZZZZZZZE get rid of Debbie Wasserman Shitz… That yenta annoys the crap out of me with her whining voice. Guys, can you just imagine banging her (UGGGGGGGGGG) and she’s screaming at the top of her lungs!!! Some visual, huh, guys?”

Charming.

He’s also said:

“Naked women make me smile. Chicks that flash me their titties make me smile. Strippers make me smile… Blow jobs make me smile… One hot babe got totally naked and that made me smile. Her shaved koochie made me smile and was a perfect match to the T-shirt I was wearing that said, ‘Vaginas are way Kool.’”

Yes, this is what Florida is electing to office these days..

And, while I’m sure none of you are expecting Shakespeare to be coming out of West’s mouth anytime soon, his latest comments tying gay marriage, our nation’s debt, abortion and the end of society, are preeeeetty special.

West says:

“The term ‘gay marriage’ is an oxymoron. Because marriage is a union and a bond between a man and a woman to do one thing: the furtherance of society by procreation, through creating new life. Have you ever read the book America Alone by Mark Steyn? It’s about demographics. And if we continue with a cycle of debt and punishing our unborn then it just becomes a matter of time before you don’t have society.”

Riiiiiiiiiight.. cuz Florida is SUCH a hotbed for ‘the bond between a man and a woman’ that it has the 8th highest divorce rate in the nation AND is home to Panama City aka The Divorce Capital of the Nation aka a city where over 15% of the residents are..um…divorced.

Hey, Allen, I have a great idea: Take the oxy out of moron and then tattoo the word that remains on your fucking forehead.

It’s nice to see Florida, yet again, voting with their assholes instead of their brains. Christ..

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