Me: Sam Stosur is pretty for a lesbian, isn’t she? Mother: Oh for fuck’s sake, she’s a lesbian too?! What’s with all of these women these days?! She’d make such pretty children! Me: I think lesbians still have a uterus..let me get back to you, though.
hopes that Ken Mehlman’s dick falls off and his asshole closes up. What a fuckin piece of shit that guy is.
thinks Beyonce is a female version of Liberace with what she wears..and wishes people wouldn’t compare her to Tina Turner who is a better singer and performer..Beyonce does have a big dick though..so I guess she’s better than Tina Turner in certain areas..
seriously thinks the girl sitting in front of him on the train is getting fingered by (whom I assume is) her boyfriend..As you can imagine this is a rather traumatizing experience for a gay lad such as myself..SOS..someone please do something.