Fred..

is wondering if anyone else has told someone that was interviewing them that they are gorgeous..Uh huh..I definitely told a straight guy interviewing me on Wednesday that it’s clear he’s a ‘gorgeous salesman’..yup..the word ‘gorgeous’ came out instead of ‘great’..needless to say I sat with shit stained pants for the rest of the excruciatingly embarrassing interview..

Fred..

thinks that men with ‘an erection lasting more than 4 hours’ should come over.

Fred..

thinks all lesbians should be known as cunnilinguists.

Fred..

has an idea for Michael Vick the next time he wants to see some dogs fight it out: Greta Van Susteren vs Elizabeth Hassleback (or Pointless Facelift vs Useless Whiner)

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